#64- "How to Make a Jam Orchestra"

Start by preheatin' that oven.

Not too hot now, not yet.  Just 275.

What goes in the mix?

Well, gimme me about 2 pints a slap-back bass on that tuba.

Combine 1 oz. acro cello with a dash of pizzocato.

Now half a cup a some fiddlin' violin.

Double...Stop that!

Double the woodwinds with flute and clarinet,

just a pinch of trills and arpeggios, please.

Now add just a dash of brass for some extra class,

And fill it out with a few black and white keys.

Add about 3 tablesppoons a boiling vocals,

And 3 cups a tribal drums.

Now Beat. Well.

The oven's hot and re'rin' to go.

Pour out the mix, spread out the dough.

What's that? Not enough spice?

Alright, how 'bout a dash of folk?

and just a pinch of classical.

Now a touch a jazz and a coupla rocks.

Perfect!

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