MY COMPUTER

I stare at you through blood shot eyes, hour after hour.

But the thing that really makes me wonder;

How you hold me within your awesome power.



You’re not a thing of beauty, yet you live within my house,

The only thing that connects us is a tiny little mouse.

Not the kind that runs around making women scream.

But the kind that helps me find information in my machine.





I think of all the problems you have caused me in the past.

When all those techs told me that your memory wasn’t fast.

I wondered where it could have gone; it’s here on my machine.

But I’ve often been tempted to wipe that memory clean.



Your BPS is far too low; I can’t even play my games,

But with Microsoft’s instructions I refuse to take the blame.

Sometimes I would like to Ram your Rom into a big brick wall.

But if I did I might miss a chat within my cyber halls.



And when you disconnect right before a report is due,

I can’t help asking, were you assembled with Elmer’s glue?

I wish your Internet were free; you always raise your rates.

I think the ISP may be getting rich like Mr. Gates.



My life had changed a lot since I brought you home with me.

Some of it has been great and made me jump with glee.

People I have met on line have made that come to pass,

But to keep you running properly is a never-ending task.

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Ruth Lovejoy's picture

this is soooooooooooooo true!

kiwi's picture

Oh dear!This one got me laughing.I know just what you mean.I enjoyed your poem so much.Thanks for sharing it and making my day.


Smile.. it is the cheapest facelift.