It is a city full of white girls!

That is what happened to me.

It snuck up on me like a green bulbous blob do.

One time, the turtle went over there.

What went on, I do not know.

Just sit down

Percy Lane


With hamburger

A torched pig that smells so nice.

It will eat all day and night.

And when you go to school

I will treat myself.

Whatever will be the result,

I think I will change my name to Beth.

And when those bastards laugh at me,

I will sneeze and say, “whoa, that was a big one.”

The kids today have no morals.

Is that why there is a tear in my eye

Whenever I say the Pledge of Allegiance?

If that is what you think,

Then I am Ronald Reagan – a flower of playing cards.

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