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Older It is a city full of white girls!
That is what happened to me.
It snuck up on me like a green bulbous blob do.
One time, the turtle went over there.
What went on, I do not know.
Just sit down
Percy Lane
Lucy
With hamburger
A torched pig that smells so nice.
It will eat all day and night.
And when you go to school
I will treat myself.
Whatever will be the result,
I think I will change my name to Beth.
And when those bastards laugh at me,
I will sneeze and say, “whoa, that was a big one.”
The kids today have no morals.
Is that why there is a tear in my eye
Whenever I say the Pledge of Allegiance?
If that is what you think,
Then I am Ronald Reagan – a flower of playing cards.
