No Title Yet... (Tune of Walkin In A Winter Wonderland)

No sleigh bells ring, cause Santa's missin.

    He gave me coal, now I'm pissed again.

    I gave him a fright, when he came in tonight.

    Santas knocked out in my dark dungeon.

 

    Locked Away, Like a jailbird.

    Here to stay, he's in hell, lord.

    His screams are a song, I play all night long.

    Santas never givin coal again.

    

  In the meadow I will dig a big hole, and I'll bury him beneath the ground. You wont hear him say another damn word, cause we all know the dead dont make a sound.

    

  He bled out and expired.

    The evidence, burned in a fire.

    I am not afraid, 'cause there's no D-N-A 

    Linkin' me to Santa's dead body.

    

    In the meadow I have dug a big hole, where I buried him beneath the ground. I know what you're thinkin, I am crazy! 'Cause I put his ass 12ft down! 

   

     No sleigh bells ring, cause Santa's missin.

    He gave me coal, so he had to end.

    I took Santa's life, when he came here tonight.

    Santa wont ever, be seen again.

  

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Meant to be funny. Please don't get offended. Santa Is Just Fine! Lol.

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Teytonon's picture

Hello..

Hello. I was thinking of a title for your poem. How about this? 'Is it a Sin Ta Bury Santa?'