morons

today,

i had to endure an argument

(approx. duration 0h 30m)

spawned by subject 2's refusal

to reimburse subject 1

over a gallon of milk



oh, details, details! how few!



subject 1: you drank practically the entire gallon yesterday.

subject 2: it was like three cups, bro.



and they exchanged enmity,

along with threats,

and cursed words and terms

to the likes of "doucher"



much animosity formed among all.



oh, god

oh, god

i need new friends.

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