Dingle-Dag (A Parody)

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Dingle dag, dingle dag
Berries on your ass
Oh, how rank, it is to smell
The berries in your crack

Wiping off your ass
You miss a little patch
It dries inside the crack
Leaving skid marked stains
Drops on your tail stink
You smell like sewer trash
Next time when you wipe make sure you get off everything

Oh, dingle dag, dingle dag
Berries on your ass
Oh, how rank, it is to smell
The berries in your crah-ack

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my jingle bells parody, in Ssmoothie's honor.

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SSmoothie's picture

You dag I love it! One coming

You dag I love it!
One coming back at cha soon!
Nice one dove,y! ;)


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RoC's picture

Dag Straight!!

:D


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ashes_twisted's picture

Speaking Pikey?

Haha.
^_^


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RoC's picture

Oh, aye

I li'il bit crikey, I am.


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