I sat and sat through this and that I speak my piece in a fireside chat

I vociferate at football games and epithet when not so tame

You can't get me to shut my face in a tavern game or an auto race

I'm a TM king when I make a speech; To out talk me you have to reach

A plethora of oaths in a speech contest.  Just hear me once and you know I'm best

But if it don't beat all and take the cake; one night I went to a CB break

The heterodyne was so fast and thick to try and talk would make you sick

You couldn't get in an extra word; an air force jet could not be heard

My lips are sealed; I shut my mouth.  I took time off and flew down south

I put a CB in my house and car and now an audience is what I are.

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