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Just havin fun

Getting fucked up I like to drink this liquor
beer and vodka help to destroy my liver
Drink the hard shit if you wanna get there quicker
Gonna get into a fight for high giving this dude and saying what up my neereger

call me a wigger cause I like to rap
I've heard all your shit its Time you hear my crap
So if your feeling me put your fingers up and snap
Followed by a hoo-rah and then a clap

this is the anthem to get your ass to party
So raise your glass whether it be water or Bacardi
Everybody at the bar we all gonna ball we
Gonna surpass getting fucked up and get knarly

So if Ur feeling me put your fingers up and snap
Followed by a hoo-rah and then a clap
Thanks for listening to my mouth as it shat
Now I'm gonna go back to drinking my beer, so I guess that's that

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Write this in my head while at the bar.

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i drink, and lately to much

i drink, and lately to much :(

Lovethatred's picture

I like this, I can't drink

I like this, I can't drink but sure will hold up my hot (yes hot) cola.


Susan Bressman

readmy5tuff's picture

is hot cola good i might have

is hot cola good i might have to try it

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Glad you think so I came up

Glad you think so I came up with it in like twenty minutes

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Lol thats bad ass

Lol thats bad ass

SSmoothie's picture

haha funny as shit rant! love

haha funny as shit rant! love it!!! cheers and bottoms up! SS


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