Uber Nowhere

“Girl, what you doing with that boy?!”

She said, “That’s not my man that’s my Uber cab.” 


“What you care, my is not much of a man?”

“I can’t take father’s that can’t be bothered!”

“At least Uber more caring, not deadpan”


She was a liar without any fire who became a lawyer

So he hired that same Uber driver

And quietly left through the foyer

Grabbed a bottle of rectifier and jet in to a stupor diver


The Uber-super asked, “What’s your birthday?” She said, “Old!”

He thought, “She’s responsible for her depleted health.”

When they arrived, she sprung away as stealth



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Try Lyft next time.

Try Lyft next time.