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Rewrite of Kiss' Hard Luck Woman

Oh yeah, baby

If you're ever lucky enough

For me to meet ya

Just better not try ever

Even once to make this lady cry

Oh oh Hell no

No no no

Or boy you'll be bending down

Grabbin' it

And kissin' your punk ass goodbye

If just once

You hit the love lotto

And I hold you

Don't ya know

Better not think twice

Towards another

Let those hot and heavy feelins show

Cos across your weak flesh man's spine

My high heels

Oh, they'll be bone crushin'

Protest hushin'

If you want my Heaven tonight

Better work like Hell

To hide away and make sure

I never know

Yeah, boy

Don't make me keep tellin' ya

Again and again

Breakin' ya in half

Provin' to you

Ramona is...

Yeah Ramona is...

A hard to fuck with woman

Oh yes

Sweet Ramona

Don't be decieved

She's a hard to fuck with woman

Came clawing up

From dirt poor rags

My father's only daugther

A child my own mama

Sought only to drown in abusive waters

Cause bitch was too proud

To share being his eyes beaufial queen

Rags once

Never again

Let me assure you

I'm the one

Boy, you ain't never gonna forget

If I'm betrayed by you

Reflection in the mirror

Ain't all that she appears to be

Ramona is a hard to fuck with woman

Baby, best not try to be

Any less than all of a man

Like a bloodhound

Like a pitbull

Once I get a scent

Once I get a good bloody strip

Baby, baby I don't

I won't let go

Until I've had my fill of you

And those lonely tears are falling from your eyes

Instead of mine

For once

Cause I like hurting you boy

You know I love

Paying you back

Bittersweet for every lie

Chorus

Queen lines

Baby, best try to be

Yeah, best try not to be

Any less than all of a man

Or oh yeah

You can kiss that ass

That sweet ass bye bye

So long

Cause I'm not a woman

You get away with making cry

So instead of just packin' my bags

And movin on

Whoa, oh

I think I'll be

Gettin' my pound of flesh

My pound of flesh from you

Bye bye

You can kiss that ass

That sweet ass bye bye

Yeah, bye bye

Bye bye

Cause I ain't a woman

You get away with makin' cry

So instead of packin' my bags

And movin' on

I think I'll be

Whoa, oh

I think I'll be

Makin' you kiss your ass

That sweet ass

Bye bye my baby

OOh, cause I'm not a lady

I'm not a lady

You get away with makin' cry

Oh

2014 Ramona Thompson