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First time I have ever done this. Rewritten a parody.

Rewrite of Werid Al Yankovic's Fat

My butt is wide

Just bet

You'll wanna bump into

Just come to my mouth

Baby, I'll seduce you

The word is, I'm a lady

You gotta treat right

Cause I'm the queen can give it to you

All night

Come on

Come on

Taste my sugar so sweet,

Yeah, alright!

Got a double d bust

Hearts all around the world

I break

Cause I'm too much woman for them to take

Pray it's not your sanity that cracks

When I take you down

I've done all the chins in Chinatown

Well, let me get you alone in a cozy booth

Lick you from your head

To your toes

Yeah, baby

We'll soon be makin' some naughty movies

Doing what

We do best

In the back rows

Chorus

Because I'm phat, I'm phat

Come on

Phat, phat, really really phat

You know I'm phat, I'm phat, you know it

Phat, phat, really really phat

You know I'm phat, I'm phat

Come on boy

You know

Phat phat really really phat

You can call me kinky, sexy

Give me a shout

Just ooh tell me once again

Who's phat?

I'm the answer

The wet dream of every horny male

My orgasm measures

On the Richter scale

Going down on you at the beach

You'll call yourself a lucky man

So hot I'll melt off your tan

Come over for a piece of my pie a la mode

If you're ever in my zipcode

Oh baby we won't be having seconds

We'll be having 23rds

Want your knob shined?

Just text me the word

Chorus

And I'm up for all under 300 lbs

Lemmee tell you once again who's phat

If you see me comin' your way

Better send your girlfriend away

So we can have some space

If I tell you that I'm horny

Won't you stuff it in my face

Chorus

Woo woo woo

When I rock the house

I really rock the house

Chorus

And you know it's no fun all by yourself

I really prefer a crowd

So lemme tell you once again

Chorus

And the whole world knows I'm phat and I'm proud

Oh so boy won't you tell me once again

Who's phat?