Things I Hate

I really hate bacon fat.

So oily and gross that I can't deal with that.

I hate stubbing my toe.

If you are nearly as klumsy as I then you would know.

I hate Paris Hilton.

She is just a hoe.

I hate how she ruined france for me.

And I hate icy snow.

I hate reality shows.

Because they are really fake.

I hate my stupid hair.

And I hate chocolate cake.

I hate pains and aches...

To make this poem a bit happier.

I like maple syrup...A LOT.

As the dumb ass Paris Hilton would say: "That's hot".

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Hehe, this made me smile.
I like a lot.