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Screenplay by Jeph Johnson 

Cast of Characters

-JEFF, Overweight poet/Portland Power Records Single’s Buyer/Supervisor, 34 

-JOHN, Jeff's closest male friend, works at Travelodge, 28 

-SARAH, Big-eyed Pancake Hut hostess, 17

-JULIE, Jeff's newest ex-girlfriend, 24

-EVETTE, Late-night Pancake Hut waitress, 28 

-PHIL, Julie's new boyfriend, wears expensive clothes, 26 

-GARY, Pancake Hut night manager, 27 

-HANK, Pancake Hut cook, beer-belly, 37 

-IRENE, Late-night Pancake Hut waitress, 53 

-LISA-ANN, Jeff's closest female friend, works at Travelodge, 39 

-DICK WILLIAMS, Store Manager at Portland Power Records, alcoholic, short and balding, 52 

-NANCY, Portland Power Record Store Clerk, pink hair, 22 

-IVY, Portland Power Record Store Clerk, 19 

-PETE, Power Record Store customer, 47 

-STREET PROSTITUTE trying to get a room, 28

-DR. ROBERT MC MILLAN, Julie's Psychiatrist, 53

-JASON, Portland Power Record Store Employee, 26 

-GRANT, Pancake Hut waiter, 35

-MURIEL, Aerobics’ instructor, Power Records customer, very fit, 43

-Theresa's 3-year old BABY TWIN BOY #1 

-Theresa's 3-year old BABY TWIN BOY #2

-THERESA, Jeff's ex-girlfriend from four years ago, 32 

-JAVIER, Theresa's new husband, Mexican, 42

-DENNY, Pancake Hut General Manager, Sugar Jacks bartender, 35 

-DOMINIC, Owner of Sugar Jacks, strip club, Italian, 45

-BARTENDER VIC, Yugoslavian bartender at Sugar Jacks, 41 

-SIN, Young stripper from Sugar Jacks, in leather, 21

-LACEY, topless dancer at Sugar Jacks, 18-20

-CHEYANNE, blonde dancer at Sugar Jacks, 21

-NATASHA, brunette dancer with face piercing at Sugar Jacks, 22

-MONIQUE, brunette dancer at Sugar Jacks, 26

-BILLY, Sugar Jacks van driver, 35

-LANI, Portland Power Record’s Supervisor, 24

-JOE, Portland Power Record’s Security Guard, 27

-ASIAN SINGER at karaoke bar

-MIDDLE-EASTERN SINGER at karaoke bar

-DJ ST. PATRICK, short, red-haired Irish Galaxy Karaoke DJ, 40

-ANDREW CARMICHAEL, Power Record’s Regional Manager, 39

Mentioned but not seen:

-SAUL RUSSELL, owner of Power Records

-SHELDON, driver and front desk person at Travelodge (mentioned but not seen)

-DAVE WHITMORE, San Diego Power Record’s Assistant Manager (mentioned but not seen)

SONGS AND MUSIC USED:

 [Anandi - Tainted Love]

 [Everclear - I Will Buy You a New Life]

 [Macy Gray - I Try]

 [Sweet - Dream On]

 [Meredith Brooks - Bitch]

 [Chely Wright - The Love That We Lost]

 [The Cars - Moving in Stereo]

 [Los Umbrellos - No Tengo Dinero]

 [Lords of Acid - The Power is Mine]

 [Bree Sharp - Cheap and Evil Girl)

 [Thin Lizzy - S&M]

 [George Strait - I Can Still Make Cheyanne]

 [John Oszajca - Back in 1999]

 [John Oszajca – Bisexual Chick]

 [Godsmack - Voodoo]

 [Larry Norman - Watch What You’re Doing]

 [Guess Who - These Eyes]

 [Len - Steal My Sunshine]

 [Sweet - Little Willy]

 [Alan - St. Jon Kick]

 [Shania Twain - If You Wanna Touch Her, Ask!]

 [Counting Crows - Hanginaround]

 [Rolling Stones - Waiting on a Friend]

 [Karaoke version of Electric Avenue]

 [Karaoke version of Ebony & Ivory]

 [Karaoke version of Summer Nights]

 [Karaoke version of Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald]

 [Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald]

 [Karaoke version of American Pie (Madonna's Version)]

 [Jesus Jones - International Bright Young Thing]

 [Jonathan Richman - Pablo Picasso]

 [Narissa Bond - Waitress]