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The following quotes, statements, quips and sayings are perfect for bumper stickers, church sermons, inspirational speeches, Judd Apatow movie lines, memes, iron-on patches, CafePress coffee mugs and fucking with your friends in a game of "Who Said That: Catch Phrases."
These words are all by me, Jeph Johnson (AKA DaddyO, if it's a kink specific quote). Some are adapted from or influenced by whichever person I have cited in the quote.
If you want to use one of my quotes I simply ask that you give me credit.
Really.
Ideally, I would like you to send me an email informing me of where you are using it, and why.
Oh, I will let you use it, but I just want a chance to defend myself if, by chance, you are putting it into a context I was not consenting to, or correct my error if indeed I say something stupid.
Oh, and if you make any money from my quotes, for gosh sakes, you may spend it on sex, drugs and rock 'n roll. I only ask for a 1/3 share. Share the sex with me! You can keep the drugs and rock 'n roll.
| Title | Comments | Views | Updated | Posted | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Coughing | 300 | 2020/01/21 | 5 years ago | |
| 2 | "Love Sense" | 344 | 2019/04/04 | 6 years ago | |
| 3 | Reasons | 398 | 2020/02/01 | 7 years ago | |
| 4 | "Non-Communicable" | 1 | 441 | 2017/11/03 | 8 years ago |
| 5 | "Intelligent Friendship" | 421 | 2017/02/11 | 8 years ago | |
| 6 | "Extra Alone" | 306 | 2017/01/29 | 8 years ago | |
| 7 | "Behavior" | 334 | 2017/01/29 | 8 years ago | |
| 8 | "Reflecting" | 271 | 2017/01/29 | 8 years ago | |
| 9 | "Man of My Word" | 281 | 2017/01/29 | 8 years ago | |
| 10 | "Almost Anything II" | 285 | 2017/01/29 | 8 years ago | |
| 11 | "Almost Anything I" | 300 | 2017/01/29 | 8 years ago | |
| 12 | "Bandwagons" | 257 | 2017/01/27 | 8 years ago | |
| 13 | "Apart" | 295 | 2017/01/27 | 8 years ago | |
| 14 | "Self Aware of Self Control" | 241 | 2017/01/27 | 8 years ago | |
| 15 | "Sexationship" | 261 | 2017/01/27 | 8 years ago | |
| 16 | "Focusing" | 279 | 2017/01/27 | 8 years ago | |
| 17 | "Too Logical" | 242 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 18 | "One Every Minute" | 257 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 19 | "Attitude" | 234 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 20 | "Kindness" | 320 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 21 | "Ignorance" | 239 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 22 | "Humility" | 267 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 23 | "Hope" | 255 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 24 | "Fun, No Fun" | 251 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 25 | "Fortitude" | 263 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 26 | "More Difficult" | 264 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 27 | "Text Check" | 247 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 28 | "Alternate Dreams" | 250 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 29 | "God Complex" | 286 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 30 | "Discerning Minds Don't Wanna Know" | 273 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 31 | "Transition Team" | 242 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 32 | "Wasted Youth" | 271 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 33 | "Technology" | 301 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 34 | "Corporate Consent" | 251 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 35 | "Acquired Taste" | 246 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 36 | "Role Play" | 239 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 37 | "Eye Chews Ewe" | 313 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 38 | "Insects" | 291 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 39 | "Same Reason" | 298 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 40 | "Virtually Red" | 268 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 41 | "Finger Off the Trigger" | 262 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 42 | "Depressive Misfit" | 262 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 43 | "Solution Not Reward" | 326 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 44 | "Accept" | 316 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 45 | "Heraclitus" | 255 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 46 | "Art" | 259 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 47 | "Pre-Traumatic" | 316 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 48 | "Acceptance" | 242 | 2017/01/26 | 8 years ago | |
| 49 | "Sassy, Not Bratty" | 1 | 265 | 2017/01/25 | 8 years ago |
| 50 | Taking Issue with Sylvia Plath | 270 | 2017/01/25 | 8 years ago |