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The following quotes, statements, quips and sayings are perfect for bumper stickers, church sermons, inspirational speeches, Judd Apatow movie lines, memes, iron-on patches, CafePress coffee mugs and fucking with your friends in a game of "Who Said That: Catch Phrases."


These words are all by me, Jeph Johnson (AKA DaddyO, if it's a kink specific quote).  Some are adapted from or influenced by whichever person I have cited in the quote.


If you want to use one of my quotes I simply ask that you give me credit.


Really.


Ideally, I would like you to send me an email informing me of where you are using it, and why.


Oh, I will let you use it, but I just want a chance to defend myself if, by chance, you are putting it into a context I was not consenting to, or correct my error if indeed I say something stupid.


Oh, and if you make any money from my quotes, for gosh sakes, you may spend it on sex, drugs and rock 'n roll. I only ask for a 1/3 share. Share the sex with me! You can keep the drugs and rock 'n roll. 


Title Comments Views Updated Posted
1 Coughing 26 2020/01/21 25 weeks ago
2 "Love Sense" 105 2019/04/04 1 year ago
3 Reasons 162 2020/02/01 1 year ago
4 "Non-Communicable" 1 177 2017/11/03 2 years ago
5 "Intelligent Friendship" 153 2017/02/11 3 years ago
6 "Extra Alone" 138 2017/01/29 3 years ago
7 "Behavior" 133 2017/01/29 3 years ago
8 "Reflecting" 115 2017/01/29 3 years ago
9 "Man of My Word" 117 2017/01/29 3 years ago
10 "Almost Anything II" 115 2017/01/29 3 years ago
11 "Almost Anything I" 132 2017/01/29 3 years ago
12 "Bandwagons" 92 2017/01/27 3 years ago
13 "Apart" 108 2017/01/27 3 years ago
14 "Self Aware of Self Control" 82 2017/01/27 3 years ago
15 "Sexationship" 89 2017/01/27 3 years ago
16 "Focusing" 92 2017/01/27 3 years ago
17 "Too Logical" 79 2017/01/26 3 years ago
18 "One Every Minute" 84 2017/01/26 3 years ago
19 "Attitude" 79 2017/01/26 3 years ago
20 "Kindness" 98 2017/01/26 3 years ago
21 "Ignorance" 85 2017/01/26 3 years ago
22 "Humility" 96 2017/01/26 3 years ago
23 "Hope" 81 2017/01/26 3 years ago
24 "Fun, No Fun" 92 2017/01/26 3 years ago
25 "Fortitude" 78 2017/01/26 3 years ago
26 "More Difficult" 94 2017/01/26 3 years ago
27 "Text Check" 81 2017/01/26 3 years ago
28 "Alternate Dreams" 80 2017/01/26 3 years ago
29 "God Complex" 99 2017/01/26 3 years ago
30 "Discerning Minds Don't Wanna Know" 97 2017/01/26 3 years ago
31 "Transition Team" 87 2017/01/26 3 years ago
32 "Wasted Youth" 93 2017/01/26 3 years ago
33 "Technology" 107 2017/01/26 3 years ago
34 "Corporate Consent" 87 2017/01/26 3 years ago
35 "Acquired Taste" 90 2017/01/26 3 years ago
36 "Role Play" 68 2017/01/26 3 years ago
37 "Eye Chews Ewe" 101 2017/01/26 3 years ago
38 "Insects" 95 2017/01/26 3 years ago
39 "Same Reason" 103 2017/01/26 3 years ago
40 "Virtually Red" 85 2017/01/26 3 years ago
41 "Finger Off the Trigger" 76 2017/01/26 3 years ago
42 "Depressive Misfit" 95 2017/01/26 3 years ago
43 "Solution Not Reward" 125 2017/01/26 3 years ago
44 "Accept" 83 2017/01/26 3 years ago
45 "Heraclitus" 68 2017/01/26 3 years ago
46 "Art" 70 2017/01/26 3 years ago
47 "Pre-Traumatic" 91 2017/01/26 3 years ago
48 "Acceptance" 59 2017/01/26 3 years ago
49 "Sassy, Not Bratty" 1 72 2017/01/25 3 years ago
50 Taking Issue with Sylvia Plath 77 2017/01/25 3 years ago