Grape Soda Drives A Man Insane

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Improv 2001

You know what I have found?

You know what I can see?

It's about grape pop,

a great discovery.

~

It's kinda weird,

it drives a man insane.

All that carbonation,

goes strait to his brain.

~

He spasms and he twitches.

He starts to hear voices.

And then by golly,

he makes some bad choices.

~

He cries and he hollers,

screams and yells.

He tips cows,

and takes their bells.

~

It drives a man insane,

grape pop you see.

But really that pop,

has no effect on me.



~*~ Jill ~*~

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I wrote this on 7-30-01. It's my 39th improv.

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Bruce Pickett's picture

That was funny. But all the grape soda I downed hasn't made me insane, I've just become sane in a crazy world, thats all.

Keep up the good work

Bruce