Urine Machine

Urine Machine

By Karyn Indursky



And, now, introducing... 
the one... 
the only... 
urine machine! 
You don't 
even have to 
order, now! 
It's yours 
for the low 
introductory rate 
of drinking! 
Make sure to drink 
plenty of fluids!! 
In virtually 
no time 
at all, 
you'll be 
your very own... 
urine machine!!!

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Morningglory's picture


Totally had this experience two nights ago. 

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Poetic_Eyes's picture


hey healing. glad i got to laugh a little. this poem is so old i had totally forgotten i ever had it. i'm merging/blending some of my older poems with a new one or couple every so often.