BRAIN BITES--A Parody

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2003 Poetry

Little imbecile laughing to see moron and idiot having fracas over a key, which was left inside moron’s house. Infuriated moron asked in a strident manner:



“Now, how can we get in you stupid fool, when you left the key inside the house?”



Though panicky, idiot was quick to think of a way to resolve the matter, so he replied considerately “wait up master, I know a way where we can get the key inside the house without having to raze the doorknob. And so, the poor idiot ascended through the ceiling where there’s an aperture leading to the master’s bedroom. And when finally he got hold of the key, excited idiot went to clamber the ceiling again and proceeded his way back to moron.



With all the dusts and spider webs incasing him. He was too jovial in handing the key to his master and said “see I told you master I can get the key without razing the doorknob”. Instead of giving idiot a grin of gratification, the still infuriated master was quick to spew cusses on him and said, “you and your bunch of idiots ruin my day, you could have just handed to me the key off the window instead of creeping back to the roof. But the poor idiot just smiled while he scratched his head.



Now the little imbecile was undulating laughing, for in his mind, idiot could have just opened the door from the inside.





written 2/11/2003

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Enhanced from one of my Psychology classes in college adding the character of "embecile".

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funny and well written - one love Corey & co