I'VE ALWAYS FOUND TIES TO BE
PRETTY RIDICULOUS HONESTLY
ALL THE CRAZY COLORS AND PATTERNS
AS IF ANY OF THAT MATTERS
IT SEEMED A PAIN TO PUT THEM ON
FUSSING WITH THEM I LOOKED DOWN UPON
I'D NEVER SEEN A CLIP ON TIE
AND I DON'T KNOW THE REASON WHY
I JUST COULDN'T RESIST THE URGE
TO PULL IT OFF WHENEVER I COULD
THE USHER WOULD GET MAD AT ME
WHILE I WOULD LAUGH HYSTERICALLY
I FOUND IT A FUN THING TO DO
A GUILTY PLEASURE OF MINE IT'S TRUE
I'VE NEVER BEEN ONE TO DRESS TO IMPRESS
AND ALWAYS FOUND THEM TO BE FRIVOLOUS
I GUESS THE ABSURDITY
OF DRESSING UP TO ME
THE TIE IS THE EPITOMY
OF THAT EPIPHANY
Author's Notes/Comments:
MAYBE SINCE A SUIT JACKET AND TIE
OFTEN COME TO MIND
WHEN FORCING PEOPLE TO DRESS UP...
TIES SEEMED A HUGE WASTE OF TIME WATCHING PEOPLE TRY TO PUT THEM ON...NO PATIENCE FOR THAT AND CONSTANTLY ADJUSTING THEM CUZ THEY NEVER SEEMED QUITE RIGHT... THE CLIP ON WELL THAT IS JUST TOO BIG OF A TEMPTATION TO PULL OFF...HA HA
I ALWAYS FOUND IT RIDICULOUS TO WEAR YOUR BEST CLOTHES TO A RESTAURANT SO YOU COULD RUIN THEM IF ANYTHING GOT SPILLED OR FELL ON THEM... I GUESS I NEVER LIKED DRESSING UP CUZ TOO MUCH ATTENTION WAS PAID TO IT...LIKE PEOPLE WOULD MAKE SUCH A FUSS IT MADE ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE... ..FORCED TO WEAR DRESSES IN CATHOLIC SCHOOL UNIFORMS I DESPISED. BEING FORCED TO WEAR THEM MANY YEARS MADE ME WANT NOT TO WEAR THEM DESPERATELY....AS SOON AS I GOT HOME I WOULD TAKE THAT UNFIROM OFF AND PUT SOME PANTS ON....I FIT RIGHT IN WHEN I WENT TO HAWAII...SUPER CASUAL...THAT'S FOR ME...IF I EVER SEE THE PHRASE DRESS TO IMPRESS I STAY FAR AWAY...
