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Armchair Advice
ok who's gonna sit on me today
the suspense is killing me
here comes one now
it's just a kid
hey wait...stop kicking me
I didn't do anything to you
next...a teenager chewing gum
uh oh don't put that under my arm
yuck that's gross
here comes a big one
uh oh I don't think you can squeeze into me
ouch...you're way too heavy
please get off
everyday you never know what may come your way
just deal with it the best way you can
you're not expected to always have a plan
that's my armchair advice for the day
