PostPoems Be Artistic. Be Creative. Be Inspired!

I caught you

you know

smiling at my

baby doll panties

with a hooker's smile

it seems I've captured

the coveted one in a

feline grip

until ye is envious of such moves

as the river Nile

why who's still about as cuddly as

a snake in a bin of fuzzy old slippers

and definitely a calculated rake

with the heart of ten Jack The Rippers

so spare me your crocodile tears

Atila

for such tinge of obviously

faked regret for your 'hun!'

frankly it makes me feel the uncontrollable

urge to vomit

on second thought

I'd much rather just slap the evil piss out

of you in a crowded elevator of your peers

ah but before I do

one fantastic question still remains

would you still give up your executive parking

space to me every Friday if I did

I thought not

oh well

see ya.................

(March 31, 1999)