I gave my friend Lissa a little pocket cow
she used to carry it around with her all the time
but I'm not so sure if she does so now
perhaps it died or simply just moo-ed away
It's made of wood
It couldn't have died
not tomorrow
last month
or even yesterday
maybe she drank so of its wooden milk
and it left a splinter in her throat
so she had to put it out to a little-shavings' pasture
a place far, far away and quite remote
she hasn't lately made comment on her 'sweet' little
pocket cow any more
because now I believe its a little goat
when I say this please don't think I've gone
completely around the bend
or am truly one cracked nut
but listen to me when I say this
if I were Lissa around that metamorphosis goat
I'd watch my butt
for goats not only love to buck but like pigs they've
also been known to rut
so if you're smart
you will keep him in the bathroom at night
with the door firmly shut.............
(written Jan 15,1992 pm)