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there once was a tantalizing young buck

with the near to criminal name of

Zipless Schmuck

when he was all but just a small Joe

he shot with his new little gun at a

nearby doe

missed her soundly with his shot

but later ran over her with his daddy's

truck

as merrily afterwards

off to the local pub he went

he preceded to quite thoroughly drunk

himself get

passing out on the nearest pool table's

top...............

(May 18, 1999)