PostPoems Be Artistic. Be Creative. Be Inspired!

my advice

though limited

it is this

become an avid student

in the art of freely offered

and unselfish pleasuring

and the eventual merits received

will be well worth their mutual

measuring

as it takes no true grain of great

experience

nor methodical skill

to become the LOVER of all lovers

unmatched

all one truly requires is but a little

aptitude

some patience

much genuine desire

and ah of course

an unbelievable abundance of will

with this combustably climactic

combination

you too can quite easily become

an alluring catch

(at least in theory anyway)

try it

for who knows

you might even manage to only

further itch the very best scratch

ah, but wouldn't it be fun to try...........

(May 16, 1999)