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The Bibe in dr. seuss style *by joselyn, andrew, and mallory*
This is a story you all need to know
How the world began and where it will go
It all started one day
In a garden far far away
God created a man and his wife
Who began all of our strife
God made adam, then he made eve
Not charlie, or dixon, or maria, or steve
She was deceived by the snake
And adam was too
Well no not really
The woman told him too
Which just goes to show
How little men know
This sin carried over
The trouble, scubble bisreal
and it carried on over
to the children of isreal
Which started with Abimalech
Shusimalech, trivilamalech
Son of roger toonoger
High priest of kalimalech
These names we made up
Deal with it, shut up
Moses lead them from egypt
Where they had been made to work
Under the ruling of pharoh
Who they all thought was a jerk
So he lead them away
One bright and sunny day
To the scorching desert
Where for many years they would stay
Their hearts were real bad
Which made God real sad
They all went astray
Like the people of noahs day
God told noah "build yourself a boat"
So that his family would stay afloat
Then the rains came down
And all the wicked men drown
Woman and children and animals too
God spared no one, only them few
These dead people were not like david
A man who was totally God-hearted
He served God faithfully
And i think Perry just farted!
From the liniage of this man
Came Gods only child
Who saved us from sin
Which would make us quite wild
From the day we are born
We are held in capitivity
So now we will go on
To tell of the nativity
Jesus was born
In a cave full of sheep
Acave that smelled bad
Just like perry's big feet
He grew up to be
The great son of man
A preacher and teacher
Of who i am a great fan
Among these things
A story teller he was
He loves you and me
Not that we're good, just becuase
He died on a cross
To save you and me
Becuase of this act
We are now free from:
Satan, and haten' and
meaness and datin'
Kickin' and pickin' our boogers
To ate 'em
Lyin' and dyin'; Cheatin' and beatin'
Punchin' and hunchin' and to much
Carp eatin'
God saved us all
From these terrible sins
So now when we die
We can all live with him
Oh my god this is awesome. Tell the people who wrote this it kicks ass.
i'm really liking your biblical interperatation. funner than the real one, that's for sure. keep up the amusing work! :)