Wife Of Jesus




She was an older lady

Who loved Jesus,

And in her mind,

He was her lover.


As she aged,

Her heart swelled with pain,

She told the priest,

As he lay under her cover.


Through the years 

Her mind twisted,

And she began to love this sad tune,

Addicted to the doom, 

Like so many others

Sucked into gloom.


The bible was like her fairytale,

Children grown,

She was prudish and old,

Her only hope was the stories it told,

Her gloom was her pity,

Her "feel sorry" city.


She was buried in a wedding dress,

Just as she asked to be,

The wedding that took place,

Was a corpse and a basket case.


Who is to say,

She isn't up in the sky,

Living on a cloud with Jesus Christ,

Her husband now?


For some believers, this hard to conceive,

But it has just as much merit,

As the other garbage

People believe.











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I believe in the flying

I believe in the flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky.


Look! He showed up on a piece of grilled toast.  http://www.venganza.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/proof-792x1024.jpg


Oh, glorious Speghetti Monster!

I eat of your body.

And drink of your sauce.


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Cool!! Is there a charge for

Cool!! Is there a charge for joining!! (Love it!)


...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."

"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "


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No charge. Pastafarianism is

No charge. Pastafarianism is totally free! ... seriously! ;)



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Da guy iz with all alwayz Charge !! Positeve or Negeteve??

Da guy iz with all alwayz Charge !! Positeve or Negeteve?? I liked the "spagetti" comenss and "Amen" May da guy live wit me forever :)



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