thongs on the beach

stripper oh stripper,

please throw me your thong,

lend me your cheek,

tell me it's wrong,

 

stripper oh stripper

please dance to that song,

and then tell me,

'please don't touch my wong !!!'

 

(to be sung to the tune of 'matchmaker matchmaker')

 

 

 

6:41 PM 7/9/2013

 

inspired by dove

http://www.postpoems.org/authors/dove/poem/962575

 

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Author's Notes/Comments: 

silly---about men and thongs

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Astral_Tides's picture

This made me think of the

This made me think of the propper term for such a sling:

"Bananna hammock"

The male version of a thong.

Just an FYI.

Thanks for the laugh ; P

 

 


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Lol...ohh..ok. I have heard

Lol...ohh..ok. I have heard that expression before, Astral, but I never knew what it meant! Perfect. Glad you got a giggle from it. ♡♥♡

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...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."

"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "

 

bishu's picture

sparked a guffaw

The poem sparked a guffaw in me after a long long time. Poetry is not always serious You PROVED it. Well done "an obtuse angle" on people 2013


©bishu 

 

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you are so right. ;-)

you are so right. ;-)


...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."

"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "

 

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Haha! Cute women get thier

Haha! Cute women get thier own back in this olaughed giggled likea school girl! Lol! 


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right?  it's sort of nice we

right?  it's sort of nice we now see the tables turning! lol. however justified...i usually don't partake in strip clubs.. if i'm honest, i must say, it's a little disrespectful to the men. i think in rare cases, though, the display of their body and the admiration of others at it, can help heal some deep wounds when they use it as a tool for a brief period to overcome past violations and guilt feelings about their body.

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...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."

"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "