Excuse me, but could you lend me
Your ear for a moment? No, not you,
Yes, you...there in the perfectly perfect outfit,
And matching attitude. I want you know something.
I want you to know that my heart is yours.
No seriously, it is. My heart goes out to you,
And I think you deserve it. You are smart, in control,
Inspiring, efficient, on time, hard working,
You are always sure to make a big deal
About how full-of-yourself you are,
Not to mention, you have great posture,
Which I know must be difficult, because
Doing all that with a stick up your ass,
Can't be easy. Keep up the great work!

A Co-worker.


© 2013

Author's Notes/Comments: 

The worker who wears the red cape. These people are usually also extra-specially talented at circulating half of a story.

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ROFL........This I can Relate

ROFL........This I can Relate To ! ~ D D ~

Every story-teller bends the myth to his own purpose. that's why a Hero has a thousand faces

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Glad you liked it, Daniel.

Glad you liked it, Daniel. Yea, there's always Mr/Ms perfection at every  

...and he asked her, "do you write poetry? Because I feel as if I am the ink that flows from your quill."

"No", she replied, "but I have experienced it. "