Malcs story

Malcy lived in a cottage far far away

Where a little fairy called lisa came today

Her stay was cut short

When evil malc thought

'I wonder what I could do..'

The little fairy's face was full of shock

when mean malc showed her his huge ... clock

Lucky for Lisa she was saved by a stranger

The stranger who,

now called stu

stumbled though the forest

malc grabbed his gun

but too late, they had run

Super stu and lisa ran from the area

but moved towards something far scarier

for malc had sent out his greedy goats

to bring them back by their throats

They fled to wongs Kingdom

to all stu's wisdom

swore was just round the corner

Into the castle they ran

and in person they met the big man

away he sent them, to King Nick's land

for this be the safest place to be found

To turn up at Nick's

They used many key tricks

9 days and 9 nights

the strugled without delights

at last they got there

Nick's people treated them kind and fair.

King Nick and Queen Hols

brought in the poor souls

and listened to their frightful story

into the main hall, they had a great feast

and told sexy queen hollie about the evil beast.

All the while, Malc was pondering

of how he could use his following

to start a war

with whoever has his whore

is where his thoughts led him.

As he left with his crew

war lay ahead he knew

But was strong willed and ready for battle

and mum was left home to feed the cattle.

Coming from the spies

Nick heard the cries

'Battle army coming towards'

He swore to protect the innocent girl who,

came with the brave, now Sir Super Stu.

Nick told his wife, Hollie of Mays

that if in danger, do run to the safehouse of Kays

She turned and said 'be brave my dear'

and kissed him once more and shead a tear

Young lisa had grown

on her journey from home

she didnt want death of men

only for her, she is only year ten

The battle would take place on parsloes park lake

Both kings pride was very much at stake.

Malcs crew drew near

But they were full of fear

Fighting against Nicks battle hardened men

Malc brought forward D MAN, his secret weapon

D MAN was fierce, everyone could see

Word in Nicks men, 'He does not scare me'

Malc was a lazy, fat sorta man

Of Lots of fast food, he was a fan

He was a sarcastic, big headed

But from his foes, never dreaded.

Out at the front, Nick stood brave

Opposite, malcs men dig there own grave

Not dug in and not ready

Nicks attack came and advanced steady

Malc beaten back

From Nicks attack

But D MAN stood strong

Nicks men were very wrong

Malcs new he had lost,in spite, took a knife

And went for Nicks lovely wife

But hollie is strong, no matter how hard he tries

He couldn't foresee his own demise

Still On the battlefield

D MAN would not yeild

But at a surprise turned up King Wong

With him an army 7000 men strong

With him a dwarf, rory his name

With his courage and bravery

he had brought fame.

Wong sent rory with the power stone

Inherited with his throne

To kill D MAN in one go

With D MAN and malc dead

The rebel army fled

Nick thanked his men

Then returned to his den

To see his darling wife

With Nick otherwise occupied with his Queen

Lisa and Sir Super Stu didn't want to be mean

They thanked the kingdom for all it had done

Left the palace, and had some fun

King Wong and King Nick

Always be best friends,

Never leave each other

No matter what the devil sends

Nick and Hollie stayed together forever

Malcs beard is put in the museum of leather

Stu and lisa got married and had a divorce

Lisa went on to marry a wealthy foreign fellow

For Stu, he joined up to the royal air force

This be the end of the story

But never forget the way they fought

Be less like malc and more like rory

And in the world of evil men, you will not be caught

The End

Nick Burdett

Inspired By malcolm