Shitting in a public restroom!

My stomach quivers and my bowel gets tight

 I try to hold it in, I try to fight,

 Run to the bathroom, whip down my pants

 "Dang it"... someone’s came in.

 

 I clinch my fist, I curl my toes

 With a loud "CURPLUNK" now everyone knows

 Then came runs and squirts and twirts

 I take medicine that never works!

 

 Now I sit so broken hearted

 Trying not to poop and still I farted.

 Embarrassed and ashamed to come out of the stall

 I wait there patiently till I hear no one at all.

 

 Look in the mirror and regain my stature

 Come out of the bathroom to hear people burst into laughter!


~Deziraye Wald~

Author's Notes/Comments: 

 Just a funny to break up the seriousness of some of my other stuff. Don't know why I wrote it, guess it was because I was having this discussion with some friends for some odd reason, I don't have this problem cause I never go poo in public! NEVER!

View my_thoughts's Full Portfolio
Robin-Lee January's picture

Ha ha!!!!!!! Loved this humorous BUT OH SO TRUE poem about SHITTING in THE RESTROOM! Thought it was just me! Lol!

Whisper .'s picture

It made me smile and i know what you mean about never cra*ing in school toilets it just feels wrong lol
stay happy =)

Robert McDade's picture

What is a "twirt" exactly? O.o