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An Ode to Trouble
I found out today that the dumb dog passed away
He was a big black great dane named Trouble
He would hit you with his tail
His breath smelled rotten
He'd look at you with his stupid loving eyes
and you'd think could this dog be any dumber
but he had a heart attack and died
now my heart is sad and i don't know why
i loved that big stupid dog
and now he's gone
He was Trouble and he caused Trouble
He destroyed my parents wedding bible
Chewed it like a piece of jerky
He'd try to sit on your lap like he was the size of a yorky.
Rest in peace you sweet dumb beast.
I'll miss you sniffing my crotch and slobering on my clothes
but most of all I'll miss the way you didn't care that I thought
you were the dumbest dog I'd ever met
Trouble I'll never forget you...
