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The Bixxxin' Kitchen Witch
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Oh, My God!
It's a Julia Child,
My God! She's Bixxxin'
her hair is sooo wild!
She's openin my oven,
to take out a soufle'
gives me a little wink,
says "come in , it's okay!"
"Hey! Who are you, n'
whatcha doin' in my kitchen?"
"Oh Honey, I'm your "chef",
good at extordianary witchin'!"
"But, it's late, it's nearly
midnight!" I very softly plead.
"Oh, Sweetie, that's no problem,
I'll clean up after I knead!"
I watch her work bread dough,
with very quick hands, she puts
it on a tray, in the oven, and then
she waits a bit and....
"Call me in thirty minutes, I'll
take out the bread, dontcha'
worry Suga', soon you'll be
back in bed!"
Well,
She took her bread out,
with elegance and flair,
cut up half the loaf, and left
some slices where....
"Your family will see it,
and will really love this
bread! Now, get a move on,
and jump into bed!"
Quick as a thunderjolt, she
disappeared in midair,
leaving me speechless,
and feeling sort of
wierd.
But, the next morning, we
all tried her bread, and we
all agreed "in unsion", we'd
all been aptly fed!
So if you see a witch workin'
her magick with food, don't be
an idiot, and don't be rude!
Be kind, be courteous, and
give her a hand, for most
likely she's the Bixxxinist
Kitchen Witch in the land!
