Beer Olympics

Teams of two

No male on male

No home boy crew

Its chicks and dicks

Or chicks and chicks

Its called Beer Olympics

Get ready for your fix

Ima throw it at ya like this

Beer pong, speed pong, flip cup

Horse shoes, ladder ball, three legd race,

Throw in a chug of beer here and there

And you wont even care

You’ll be floating in thin air

Legs all wobbly but you wont know it

The pictures will sure as hell show it

But that’s for a later date

We're all bate

Once we open that flood gate

So dont be surprised

When ur legs are tied

To the person to ur right

Better tie it tight

For you'll be taking a flight

Like a broken kite

As laughter erupts the night

And tears begin to fall

And the pee is beginning to call

Running to the b-room

Falling on your boom boom

Never making it to the room room

And the night has just begun

It'l for sure be a ton of fun

So get ready

Cause baby there will be sun

And the party has begun!

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