Welcome to Walmart: do you have any coupons?

I was bored,

I went to Walmart at 2:00

in the morning

why? because I felt like it,

first I went to the video

game section and realized

that I'm to cheap to buy games,

and my attention span also does

not allow me to have success with them,

then I went to the fishing section,

but then I realized that I'm too lazy

to go fishing,

then I went to the magazine section,

there I sat for about 30 minutes,

reading various pieces of crap,

just to fill my head, to forget

the emptyness of existence,

but then I got bored with that

and so I went home having

accomplished nothing.

Thus as you see my life is a complete

waste of time and man power.

 

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Morningglory's picture

Dang! You sound like you

Dang! You sound like you could use a real good dose of nature...


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EventHorizon's picture

Yeah I could thank you

Yeah I could thank you doctor.