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Their clothes were beginning to fell,

And is the start of this story I will tell.

As their clothes dropped to the floor,

He was sensing there was more.



Naked as a jaybird, right before his eyes,

Was something that was a total surprise.

He exclaimed, “What is this?

You are a mister and not a miss.”



“Don’t be like that,”

She tried to say,

As he was grabbing his hat,

To be on his way.



“I can do you,

Like no bio-woman could,

Who better than a man too,

Knows what you would?”



“I may be three-sheets-to-the wind,

But I ain’t soused enough to not remember

So I am out of here my friend,

I won’t do a woman with a bigger male member.”



So out the door he did run,

Never again to go astray,

He stayed with his wife for fun,

As that memory never faded away.