"What ( I ) Want For Christmas"

A few months back I met a girl who now shares my address

We'll grow to be extremely close, and yet I must confess

A certain insecurity I wish she would shake loose

Regarding a BY PRODUCT of everyone's caboose...

In the morning she won't deal with Mother Nature's Law

Unless I am Light Years away from our Bathroom Door

I'd plead with her from deep within to do what she must do

But she'll say with embarrassment "I CAN'T--not number TWO"

Now I can understand what might be her biggest fear

Those sounds that echo in the bowl, she's afraid I"ll hear

But I would not love her any less, the lady owns my heart

What I wish from her this Christmas,

Just one Little Noisy Fart

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Enough Said (:

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