A Sneaker Unwashed

What happens to a sneaker unwashed?





Does it grow mold

Like a piece of rotting bread?

Or melt as if dipped in acid---

And then smell hideously foul?

Does it slowly deteriorate?

Or grow its own new shoe laces from its sides---

Like a mutant growing an arm-bizarre





Maybe it walks lost

Like a zombie from its grave.



Or does it burst into flames from its own toxic waste?

Author's Notes/Comments: 

I wrote this during English II. We had just finished reading "Harlem" by Langston Hughes, and we were told to write a Parody on any subject and my friend, Mike, who sits behind me, suggested a dirty shoe so I went with it.

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