FARTING AT A PARTY

 

 

It’s like farting at a party.  Everyone wants someone to do it but no one can admit as much.  It’s sort of entertainment and amusement in spite the malodorous odor.  Sometimes it’s the highlight of the party (the real yawners.)  NO one will admit it but it’s fun.  We always have our lines about who smelt it or who dealt it.  It’s all so cute.  Everyone gets to hold their nose and feign sickness.  A chuckle is shared by all.  Why is this important to you.  Because you’re the one who always farts at parties.  But you notice that you keep getting invited back,

 

Malodorous scent

lazily floods the party

elicits laughter

a lot of false pretensions

feeling of being better

 

 

View georgeschaefer's Full Portfolio
arqios's picture

The least common denominator

The least common denominator and a levelling of the playing field whilst sharing in a commonality whilst killing social taboo.


here is poetry that doesn't always conform

galateus, arkayye, arqios,arquious, crypticbard, excalibard, wordweaver

georgeschaefer's picture

Farting is a quintessential

Farting is a quintessential element of human life--or some such shit as that.