I sat and shat so long
my foot fell asleep
and I was hobbled
when I left the bathroom
I could barely walk
which were I in public
would attract attention
It never looks good
to emerge from a toilet
walking with a limp
and eyes revealing
a deep sense of relief
this Seinfeld era
has corrupted minds
to seek the most unsavory choice
as the answer to the picture
simple human frailty
is no acceptable
Flaws are never overlooked
no matter how mundane
the absurd becomes
the rallying cry
and ostracizing others
elevates ourselves higher
We can’t simply
achieve self esteem
based solely on our own merit
That’s no longer considered
the American way
and it’s no surprise
we’re becoming a toilet
since our heads never get out of one
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