Heavy Breathing

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Comedy Theater

free minutes I seek around this night of the week

my phone tone full blown on roam so I speak

my sweetness is on the line, closer to a quarter past nine

with intentions to design our quality time

at least that's what I thought she said

her muffled voice rambles in my head

I'm mesmerized by her heavy breathing

she wants me near to provide her feeding

I threw on the pants and shirt with the quickness

hustled like I was going through fitness

a half hour drive was all it took

20 minutes with my driving skills, that's a good look

Damn, there's traffic ahead, two lanes are out

got off the exit and took the scenic route

those 20 minutes became 40, can't keep her waiting

just thinkin about her heavy breathing...

I'm mesmerized by her heavy breathing

she aches for me like a baby teething

the phone rings again....she's still waitin up

"Hey, wha----------"

Damn, she's breaking up

"Hurry up and get here! I need-----------"

can't wait to give her the dirty deed(can you hear me now?)

violated speed limits and ran a few red lights

anticipating on bringing life to this dead ass night

almost there and my phone still rings

she impatiently awaits for her king

to see what types of action I bring

and to perform all sorts of sexual things

in about 5 minutes, the loneliness will be put to a cease

and the intimate connection with us will increase

what man do you know that can resist panting and wheezing

I'm mesmerized by her heavy breathing

Now it's time for the episode to commence as I head to her door

and when it opens up, I'm gonna tackle her to the floor

when she opened up, didn't seem like she was down with the plan

What's up, sugar? You're not happy to see your man?

apparently, there must have been a miscommunication

whan all that heavy breathing can trigger relations

but as I can see, it's not going down cuz you look real pissed

I didn't know your asthma was acting up, and you're out of Primetine Mist.........




Author's Notes/Comments: 

LMAO.....No, it's not a true story. I just wanted to add humor in the course of the common guy in pursuit of intimacy.....now part of a short story I'm working on.

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strawberrylagoon's picture

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good stuff! Unlike MY poem Heavy Breathing. It's in the Sexual folder. (smiles wickedly)

*Natural Feelings ~*'s picture

This is Really good