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The McCormick House. Halloween Party, Friday, October 31st, 2003 9PM



The eve of All Saints,where the demons come out

and all the goblins and the freaks run about

The ancient McCormick House is where it all jumps off

the party of the year in upstate New York

My real kats come alive all dressed in black

call me Count Blackula, decked with a cape and a hat

my dog Shan had gold fronts like them country hics

he came dressed like Lil Jon and the Eastside click

my other man Q-Dog, pimped out dressed in purple

with 3 hooker chicks all standing forming circles

around him.....now we're running a little late

we get to the house surrounded by long gates

When we got inside, to my surprise, the place was blazin

noticed the side show that Bush and bin Laden had, it was amazing

It was so dark in that mansion, couldn't see shit in front of me

then I bumped into someone, take a wild guess who it could be...

It was my good ol neighbor, the one with the tats and the glasses

the one from the plane trip; with the eyes tatted on asses  

She was dressed like CatWoman, I heard her roar

she was just the "pussy" I was looking for

I was very impressed by the gear she was wearing

all eyes turning on the cleavage she's bearing

lookin mad funny cuz the glasses are still on her face

peeps at the party staring all in my face

I'm checkin the watch, got 3 hours left

shorty's feelin antsy, not to mention alcohol on her breath

she grabbed my hand, tryna run through the crowd

avoiding Snow White cuz her ass was loud

Freddy, Jason and Leatherface in a cypher freestylin

along with a priest and nun in a corner buckwildin

Darth Vader was deejayin....he gave me a shout

while Neo and the hooker trio was dancing about

I don't understand why we should party here

when we could've rented a ballroom with more hours to spare

I'm feelin a lil leery just looking through these rooms

Legends say that McCormick used one of these rooms as a tomb

Shorty got a grip on my dick something fierce

we roll upstairs to see something new that's pierced

She was charmed by the tat on my arm

had two more on my wrist and one on my palm

I won't fuck her in the den, full of cobwebs and dust

and this big ass picture staring right down at us

finally we find a room that was clean and spotless

ready to do the nasty...yeah, we got this

saw a new tat on her cleavage actin mad cute

within seconds, she was out of that cat suit

she bent over in the bed, ass cheeks spread wide

pierced vagina is smiling waiting for me to come inside

I double-bagged it, and put the head in by an inch

she grabbin the bed posts as she moan and wince

a new tattoo of a rose shines on her back

connected to a spider web leading to her ass crack

This nerd chick always does something off the hook

Loved the way she fucks, don't care about looks

an hour had gone by and despite the outside noise

We looked at each other funny, cuz we heard a third voice.....



Voice of Master McCormick: How dare you come into my place of residence, fornicating in my presence? All comers will have hell to pay, for I have spoken. You youngsters, I tell you this...death pays a visit, and it knocks LOUDLY!!!!!!!!!!! WHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! (echoes the entire house, without hesitation, we swarm out the house leaving behind panties, fangs, catsuit, and a nipple ring)



Gem Star: LET'S GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!

done Oct. 2003