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* originally titled, "Big Screen Jump Offs." BLAH!!

I wrote this off Biggie's "Dreams(of F**** An R& B B****)" beat*





As I sit back, relax with remote in my hand/

fantasizing about which actress should I bang/

could make GABRIELLE yell from tappin it well/

swingin things with REGINA KING, I know she'll do me swell/

tea baggin monster's balls to HALLE BERRY, kinda scary/

wait a minute, can't forget my girl KERRY(Washington)/

LISARAYE can get a pound of my love/

caught a woody watchin you on Player's Club, ha/

smackin CAMERON DIAZ on the ass/

deliverin goods to MEAGAN GOODE after class/

even chicks like MARY KATE & ASHLEY/

put some meat in their diet while DREW waits in the back seat/

ALICIA SILVERSTONE caught vibes from the bone/

and passed the word on T-Mobile phone to ZETA-JONES/

in the meantime, I'm slappin mad COX to COURTNEY/

precious nut on her butt, now I'm done, get off me/......



Chorus:

I'm not playin, but I'm sayin.....

sensations of relations of movie stars---Amazing!

from A-List stars to low budget actresses

come after this and swing an ep. on my matresses (2x)



dedicated the Thong Song to my boo NIA LONG/

after she removed it, I put it on her real strong/

waxed the stank from HILARY SWANK, yo it was crazy/

right before I stole her Oscar and her million dollars, baby!/

would it be risky to do porns with PARIS & NIKKI/

I'd call it, The Simple Sex Life" co-starring NICOLE RITCHIE/

holy-molee, ANGELINA JOLIE..../

freak of the week, I'll dick her down slowly/

checked out the assets of ANGELA BASSETT/

tasted SANAA'S brown sugar, left her hot and plastered/

took a dive in MANDY MOORE at the candy store/

she asked for MY autograph, that's what these panties are for/

no chance I'd make plans for LINDSEY LOHAN/

I'd give her 2 more years, but tonight, "No m'am"/

EVA MENDES, how splendid, oh mama mia/

my soul food mixed within her empandillas/

what about LORRAINE BRACCO?/

I'll make the pussy sing "Soprano"/

and this concludes my fiasco/ time to change the channel/.....



CHORUS:

I'm not playin, but I'm sayin....

sensations of relations of movie stars--Amazing!

from A-List stars to low budget actresses

come after this and swing an ep on these mattresses!!(2x)