My Little Black Book: Volume C

I'm on the next pages, volume 3rd, what's the word?

here's the rundown on my latest dimes and birds

let me introduce y'all to this girl named CHRISTIE

verbally sexing her words to dudes and keeping busy

she issues hard ons every time she drops a new novel

no pun, but for a man, that's not complicated to swallow

CASSANDRA Rivers is the type of girl who likes to play rough

she'll play two hand touch, then two hands touchin my nuts

Woooo....she was cool until I met up with CELESTE

the undercover freak with the lonbg satin dress

that night at the banquet, she wanted to try sexin on the terrace

no doubt it was something we both will cherish

Next page, CHERYL Robinson is a head nurse

between her and CHINA, she gave head the worst

CHEROKEE hails from Texas and she's part of a tribe

It's called the "LackOfDicka" tribe, so I took her for a ride

Yo I took salsa lessons from this chica named CARMEN

loved the way she moved her body that I squeezed like Charmin

CAROLYN often spoiled me with the money she had

and CRYSTAL would never introduce me to her dad

he's a retird cop and overprotected as hell

word is that he's out lookin for me...oh well

CATHY Nelson was a journalism major

always living in the past with rotary phones and sky pagers

her neighbor COLLEEN was often known for being nosey

she knocks at the door everytime we got cozy

On to the next page was CHANDRA from Chi-town

she showed me how to party when she arrived in my town

CARLA Jennings is a chick I'd like to eat on the regular

but somehow it was something upstairs that never registered

Like why would I munch on a chick with no smarts?

CYNTHIA said smart or dumb, as long as she ain't tart

CHAKA and CHELSEA, best friends hailing from the Bahamas

they both were competing on being baby mama

so much for that drama, didn't mess with either one

then I get a visit from Crystal's pops, armed with a gun....



POPS: You need to get the hell outta dodge! What were your intentions with my daughter?? Speak up!!

ANT: With all due respect, sir....your daughter is old and mature enough to date whomever she wants.

POPS: Bullshit!! That gal is not allowed to see no dern boys until she get her pension money!! And besides, she ain't right for your lil narrow ass anyway. And,err....Holy shit, boy. Lemme see dat black book? WHAT THE HELL??? Cherokee happens to be MY woman? Why is she in your book?

ANT: Well she wan't your woman last night!!Hahaha



*Ant hauls ass*

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Fictional.

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Another Chapter of the comedy series.lol