My cat likes

to lay in front

of the TV.


and the dog keeps

trying to hump

the cat.


The cat, like a tease,

stays positioned

in places 

the dog can get to.


It gets to be

a little irritating.


I don't especially cotton

to being subjected

to other folk's sex lives

including the sex lives

of my own pets.


What they do,

as consenting adults

is their own business

as far as

I am concerned.


I've never been known

to impose my morals

onto others.


I just wish

they would take it

into another room


and not block

my view 

of the TV.



has never been

my cup of tea.

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