Sweet & Funny

Yours (Sweet)
 
I’ll fill my pants with chocolate,
And gladly bear the shame.
Smear my hair with maple syrup
And not even know the pain.
…dive into a pool of malted milk,
And hardly try to swim;
Stuff myself with raisin bread,
And climb a ‘peeps’ jungle gym.
Eat a whole field of sugar cane
And think of it as funny.
None of it is sweeter though,
Than the one who I call Honey.

Mine (Funny)

Should I fill my panties with green gummy worms
And watch you laugh at me?
Put whip cream on my nipples
Sit naked for a while, sipping on your tea?
Swim in skin staining kool aid perhaps?
Nah, think that would be for me! :)
Float naked on a marshmallow puff
For only you to see?
I think it's all so sweet and funny
That you like my fudge and you call me honey!

posted on 2012/04/19 

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ashes_theartofburning's picture

Amusing.

Haha.
Such a entertaining poem.
I loved it. =^.^=


"We are, Each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another." -Luciano De Crescenzo

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Thanks

Thank you!