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xmas has been x'ed
it's funny how some fables became historic
when the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric
but people will believe anything if it's written
especially in stone or ancient scroll
december 25th has been blacklisted
since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed
it was the last thing anyone ever expected
xmas has been x'ed
no colored lights
no shopping sprees
no more presents
under dead trees
st. nick is dead
but we don't grieve
we celebrate
the last christmas eve
jesuits are slowly turning dianetic
protestants increasingly become agnostic
pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams
priests and nuns are molesting each other
methodists and baptists are claiming buddhist
evangelicals surprisingly are nudist
but mostly everyone is trying to become jew
cuz easter's cancelled too
no more egg hunts
no sunday mass
fridays are fair
wednesdays don't ash
they cancelled lent
and slowed down fast
enjoy christmas
cuz it's your last
no shopping sprees
no more presents
under dead trees
st. nick is dead
but we don't grieve
we celebrate
the last christmas eve
