one way ticket to fuckneckville

no sleep till


its kind of funny, you may not realize it until

phone calls stop

can't get laid

you find out where the parties were some time the next day

one way ticket to seclusion

now you're losing

one way ticket to alienation

you're an inside joke

is everybody supposed to be

impressed with your ability

to make us feel less significant than you

we're all chippin' in to purchase you

a one way first class ticket out of town

millions sold

a mega star

there's a million assholes with ten million guitars

enjoy it now

soon it ends

suddenly you find yourself without any friends

one way ticket to isolation

you can hang with you

you've been given a citation

for excessive social faux pas and obnoxiousness

go ahead keep telling us

your fifteen minute stories about

what you had for breakfast and then for lunch

we're all chippin' in

for one big humble pie

we're gonna smash it in your face

go ahead tell us about

your last great sold out concert

and how your new record's gonna top the charts

we don't care about your expenses

we just wanna have a laugh at your expense

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