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my vagina has two sets of lips

but i dont get monthly blood drips

my vagina hardly even used



my vagina has lots of extra skin

they took my outie and made it an in

changed from donnie to marie osmond



operation successful

but now i gotta pee

through a miniture hole

gotta remember

to keep the seat down

and when i wipe my ass

i go from front to back

cuz i dont want a

bladder infection



i never thought id miss my vas deferans

i traded it in for a pair of used cans

now i get to hang with lesbians



operation paid up front

now i show all my friends

my new designer cunt

they think i'm kinda weird

but thats okay with me

cuz now i kick their ass

playing from the ladies team

theres nothing finer

than having a vagina