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i walked into the Eagle

and someone called me cis

i said i'm not a cis, i'm a sissy

should i call you mister or miss

i said i'm actually a transvest

but before i got to tite

the place erupted into my first

gender pronoun bar fight

they said i was a Ross crossdress for less

wannabe queer

i said my gender isn't fluid

but that's how i like my beer

they thought i was just posing

or on a publicity stunt

until i did a line off Scarlett's

hundred thousand dollar cunt

she paid a hundred thousand clams

for a single clam in front

a very pricey pussy

paid for by the government

then i said FUCK EUPHEMISM

cis butt fuck my cis clit

your hypocritical political

correctness ain't legit

i mean it, FUCK EUPHEMISM

i say what i wanna say

i love that LBGTQ

will never include K

cuz they say that unlike cis queers

kinksters make a choice

they're wrong, but yes, we choose which gag

to take away our voice

i identify as a grain of saltpeter

pan-arcist

or a poly rubber puppy switch brat

slut Dharmasochist

so i said FUCK EUPHEMISM

your words are neophyte

i'm a single, not a plural person

so call me per for the night

you're wrong if you hate me

cuz i'm a word Smith and Wesson

cuz i nicked this terminology

from a Doris Lessing lesson