Pop Ups

Pop up ads how I hate them so

They make my computer go super slow

Popping up to sell something lame

Even when I'm playing a game

If I was to ever meet the bastard who created such a thing

I'd strangle him til he was no longer breathing

And shout obscene comments to make him feel hated

And tell him that advertising is overrated

Especially whild you do it when I'm really busy

Don't you cry, you little sissy

You forced me to make you wish that you were never conceived

Here's a comment you'll never receive

"We love this product and we'd like to buy it"

Now rot in hell you piece of...

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