Jesus Hates the Gays

He hates you while you're sleeping,

He hates you while you're awake,

He hates if you're a giver

or if you mainly take....BECAUSE!



Jesus

Jesus hates the gays

Jesus

Jesus hates the gays



If he sees one in the street he'll strike'em down

Either that or his face will wear a frown.

He doesn't care if you're a muslim or a jew

as long as your penis doesn't touch poo...because



Jesus

Jesus hates the gays

Jesus

Jesus hates the gays



He loves everyone the same

Unless you're gay, then he thinks you're lame.

He doesn't care about religion or creed

As long as you don't swallow another mans seed....because



Jesus

Jesus hates the gays

Jesus

Jesus hates the gays



Jesus loves you, whoever you are

unless he see's you go in that gay bar

Then he hates you even though you're super fun

He's scared you'll stick your finger up his bum

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is a joke song, if you're offended...i don't care.

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